Let's be real for a minute. Deep down, in bowels of my heart/imagination (and maybe yours, too) I was looking forward to the apocalypse. I was thinking fire-y comets raining down, zombies (the old school, slow kind), and subsisting on expired canned food for the rest of our lives. We would be fighting for survival, reminiscing for those that met an unfortunate, un-dead type of conclusion, and enjoying the day-to-day grey color (like in The Road
, or Portland
). It was going to be pretty sweet
. But, alas, the end of days was a no-go. But, I guess, the day's not over yet, it could still happen, maybe. But really, for now, let's assume it's not going to happen. And with that, we need to press ...